Saturday, October 18, 2008

Down The Home Stretch...


Here it is, Saturday before a HUGE game in the 2008 season. FART CITY is pumped for this. They are out stretching now, preparing for the huge game. There are so many questions on who the actual starting line-up will be this week. Obviously the Mayor has his usual spot - hip flexor or not - but there are some other issues.


Jeff "stand in" Garcia is primed and ready to play. Then there is Mark "really, this is your best" Bulger. He was picked up weeks ago specifically for this week. (Quick back story: he was DBV's QB until his poor play and getting demoted to 2nd string led him to be cut. However St. Louis got rid of their coach and the new coach named him again starter. FART CITY picked up Bulger for the explicit purpose of playing this week in Mc5's absence). From no options at qb to now too many. Ugh....what will we do. Who will lead our team to destroy Del Boca Visa this week?


Then the flex. Before I get into that, though, let's have a quick moment of silence for Fast Willie Parker. We will miss you again this week buddy! Okay, so Flex position. Options are Sammy Morris...will he show up? Will he score? Who knows. Beyond that is Eddie Royal or Good Ol' Johnnie Lee. Both have the double threat of receiver that can bust it at any time for td, as well as kick returners. I like those extra touches.


Only time will tell. For now, you better believe that ALL of FART CITY is out there getting ready for this game - and whoever gets the call will bring it all!!

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