We're Back!!! Licking our Wounds, but We're Back

Sorry for the lack of posts. I was out of town and then had to play a lot of catch up when I returned. My lack of dedication to the blog proved to haunt me. After starting the blog the week of DBV, FART CITY showed up in a strong way and kicked ass! Then last week, after not posting anything, we were absolutely destroyed by DoggNutz in a horrible way. I still licking my wounds!

Well, lesson learned. We are back to the blog this week against a strong Mintville Mustangs (aka Crapville Crapstains). I would say that spirits are high in FART CITY after last weeks ass kicking, thinking we could come in and dominate. But we are HURTING! Here is a list of what is wrong with our squad:

• Reggie Wayne - has sat out of practice with bum knee. Reggie will most likely play, but is banged up.


• The Mayor - has sat out of practice with a bum hip. He's too much of a bad-ass to not play, but still banged up.


• Willie Parker - trying to come back from banged up knee. Banged up and allowed M. Moore to garner too much respect in his absence. We in FART CITY are not happy.


• Sammy Morris - got pumped after he helped destroy DBV. But has been out with banged up knee and most likely won't play this week either.


• Norwood (my idle) - sat out of practice with concussion. He is concussed for crying out loud!


• Plax - just a dick


• Rhodes - We love him in FART CITY and heads are dropped all over the place at news that Addai will most likely be returning this week, thus sending Rhodes to the bench.

So, as you can see, there is reason for spirits to be down. I am sure we will get pumped up by the weekend. We need some serious energy to take on the Crapville Crapstains!